Transformers... God's little boy inside - personified

Salaam all, and an Aloha do I shoudout from the recesses of the heart.

At the behest of the True Love, one finds himself dictating in meager words, the beauty of Transformers, and the subsequent emotions and thrills and passions stirred leading to the actual Transformers in the hand.

1. Know what to get

Any idiot can look at something and go "Fudge, nak la benda tu. Stim la tengok." A TRUE Transformers fan doesn't grab any and all products that he/she may behold, but rather assess the quality that the toy represents, and makes a judgement call form there.

2. Scout

Whence one knowst what to get, he/she shall commence the 'scouting' phase, in which certain/ uncertain POSSIBLE sites where said toy may begotten are visited AND FREQUENTED. Tak dak day, mana nak ada seribu Transformers beb!!!

Pardon the slang. Shaking with oozing delight.

3. Compare and contrast

When a specific toy is located, LOOK THROUGH ALL THE PRODUCTS!!! You never know what certain products may be missing e.g. dodgy paint job, disfiguration etc.

4. TUNGGU APA LAGI?! BELI LA!!!

What, you think the store associate is going to hand it to you just like that? Dak kot...

5. Play

Take the time to breath in the toy. Look at it. admire it. Talk to it. Feel the toy pulsing in your hands. And that's just form touching the box.

Now, you open the box. One likes to go slow. Tape off. A little tearing never hurt some (but get the heavens away from me, Devil man/woman!!!)

Once he/she is out, go to town. Want to play now.

Take care.

Matthekage