AAHHHHHHH!!! Shoes...

"OFF WITH HIS HEELS!!! 2000 CROWNS FOR HER TOES!!! PEASANT, I SHALL HAVE WHAT I WANT, AND WOE BE TO THOSE WHO STAND IN MY WAY, FOR I AM KING!!!!!"

Ah, if only life was, nay, is so easy...

Onward.

Greetings participants. One trusts that this day, since the days we've shared sacred sweetness were, nay, are to live for.

Onward.

Today, one and one's better half hunted the stores that provided the services of shoes. Little did we know these stores were in a different trade, one of cataclysmically satirical proportions!!! A service to befuddle brains, muck- up minds, shatter soil-i-tude!!! One, of course, is referring to lack of shoes, or rather LACK OF SHOES THAT APPEAL, INSTEAD OF REPEL!!! Sadly, a store that far exceeded any expectations was met, and was found lacking.

When one is to be married, one should approach every element of the impending marriage as though one has just discovered love. Better yet, one should be as though one has just fallen in love FOR THE FIRST TIME! This includes all preparations and details taht may further the success of said marriage. With that proclaimed, one admits that one has fallen in love with a pair of shoes that scream "I AM YOURS! TAKE ME AND MARRY MERRILY!!!", and yet, there was no size to complement the toes. Ah, you should know what they say about those with big feet. Big Feet, Big ****s!

Onward.

Be that as it wills it, one shall remain optimistic, for tomorrow is RING DAY!!! Perhaps tomorrow shall yield better turnarounds. We shall see.

Remember participants, if there is one thing NO ONE can do without, it is INTERACTION. Talk more, laugh more, cry more. All with those you can be close to, even for ships' worth of a jar of sand.

Utmost care. Until next time.

Matthekage