Precious, Priceless Moments #39 - #40

#39
In the kitchen, June 1st 2012.
Me: (showing him an egg, taken from the fridge) "Faris, what's this?"
Faris: "An egg"
Me: "Very good" (then proceeds to the stove to make scrambled eggs.)

 I then crack the egg.

Faris: (with the most horrific expression, gasped) "Oh. BABY BIRD!"

It was hilarious. Though I felt guilty because now he thinks I murdered a baby bird.

#40

Faris' vocabulary and spelling skills.

B-A-L-L-O-O-N
W-A-T-E-R
F-O-X
C-A-R
D-O-G
H-O-U-S-E
W-H-A-L-E
D-U-C-K
B-E-A-R
R-O-B-O-T
F-A-R-I-S

and a lot more that I can't remember at this moment.